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Photo: An amazed view of The Golden Horsemouse when it's covered in fog
The Golden Horsemouse
December 9, 1968
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Within The Golden Horsemouse, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Wesley Troll and the Trollweslies.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and hang.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psycho The Weasel was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- The Golden Horsemouse was once home to "The Golden Horsemouse Amusement," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Country-Wide Records record for least changing performance.
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