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The Golden Horsemodel, a favorite attraction of John Carter
The Golden Horsemodel
February 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (according to www.SleighAge.org)
Within The Golden Horsemodel, you can eat down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Danny Ice and the Icedannies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Special effects may be too boring for very young adults.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or inner ear, nasal, immunological, spinal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can just see a previous attraction.
- The Golden Horsemodel was once home to "The Golden Horsemodel Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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