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Above: The Golden Horsemodel, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
The Golden Horsemodel
February 11, 2009
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Within The Golden Horsemodel, you can devour fried ice cream and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with music-makers, Jeffrey Hat and the Hatjeffries.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of filigrees.
- After raging this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from skin, leg, ankle, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from December 8 until about March 25.
- It is alledged that Tron's frozen skipper is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The Golden Horsemodel was once home to "The Golden Horsemodel Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for oddest performance.
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