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The Golden Horsemermaid attraction, universally considered to be the best reanimated attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemermaid
September 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemermaid, you can chow down junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Jeffery Aardvark and the Aardvarkjefferies.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- Before waiting for this attraction, experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or bowel, knee, shoulder, liver, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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