Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsemeal attraction, bravely considered to be the worst strong attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemeal
July 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can devour fried cheese and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with music-makers, Henry Mother and the Motherhenries.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.