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The Golden Horsemeal dark ride, mechanically considered to be the only ingenious dark ride at Disneyland

The Golden Horsemeal dark ride, mechanically considered to be the only ingenious dark ride at Disneyland

The Golden Horsemeal

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 9, 1993
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes

Description

Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Tommy Trenchcoat and the Trenchcoattommies.

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