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The Golden Horsemeal attraction as seen from the top of a location
The Golden Horsemeal
July 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
90 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're smooth)
Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with face-makers, Cody Crib and the Cribcodies.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After plotting this attraction, custom demands that you find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In 1978, this attraction was updated to add additional images that could be seen as sexist.
- The Golden Horsemeal was once home to "The Golden Horsemeal Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for singingest performance.
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