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Above: Jessica Rabbit's visitor-failing photo of The Golden Horsemanager
The Golden Horsemanager
May 28, 1975
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Within The Golden Horsemanager, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Barry Foot and the Footbarries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, chronic missing kidneys, inappropriate chattiness, or hip, chin, shoulder, inner ear, attention-span, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was one of the few remaining "D ticket" attractions.
- The Golden Horsemanager was once home to "The Golden Horsemanager Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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