Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsemammoth attraction, which recently celebrated its traditional anniversary
The Golden Horsemammoth
April 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're exceptional)
Within The Golden Horsemammoth, you can chow down food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Henry Bubble and the Bubblehenries.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Condorman autograph pavilion.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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