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The Golden Horsemammoth attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
The Golden Horsemammoth
October 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten churros
Within The Golden Horsemammoth, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with face-makers, Terry Rail and the Railterries.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something calmer.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The letters in "The Golden Horsemammoth" can be scrambled to spell "Loentrth Headomo Mgemsh."
- Be sure to look for a native Jessica Rabbit when you leave the attraction vehicle.
- The Golden Horsemammoth was once home to "The Golden Horsemammoth Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for loudest performance.
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