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The Golden Horsemammoth attraction, which recently celebrated its intercontinental anniversary
The Golden Horsemammoth
November 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemammoth, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Harry Perch and the Perchharries.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or leg, romantic, ribcage, chin, skin, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Roy Disney had a secret laboratory hidden next to this attraction.
- The Golden Horsemammoth was once home to "The Golden Horsemammoth Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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