Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Golden Horsemachine attraction, August 19, 2008, 4:78 a.m.
The Golden Horsemachine
April 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemachine, you can get fried chili and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Harvey Note and the Noteharvies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and standing on a crocodile).
- Pregnant harpsichords may not ride.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in a pit.
- The Golden Horsemachine was once home to "The Golden Horsemachine Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of World Records record for least funny performance.
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