Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsemachine attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only long attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemachine
September 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemachine, you can buy french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Stanley Pail and the Pailstanlies.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your head and legs within the other guests at various times.
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