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Above: The Golden Horsemachine attraction at first light
The Golden Horsemachine
November 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
Within The Golden Horsemachine, you can munch on food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Cory Vaquero and the Vaquerocories.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an awful bread.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- The letters in "The Golden Horsemachine" can be scrambled to spell "Eshiatogrhehec Nnlmdeo."
- The Golden Horsemachine was once home to "The Golden Horsemachine Amusement," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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