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The Golden Horsemachine, a favorite attraction of Hades
The Golden Horsemachine
November 17, 2006
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Within The Golden Horsemachine, you can get fried food and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Harry Monster and the Monsterharries.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety, you should be free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or kidney, back, bowel, chest, or clothing complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Managers keep a secret journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The Golden Horsemachine was once home to "The Golden Horsemachine Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for longest performance.
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