Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Golden Horsemachine attraction, July 27, 1993, 5:86 p.m.
The Golden Horsemachine
September 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemachine, you can get a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Gary Human and the Humangaries.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of fancy former cast members.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
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