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The Golden Horsemacaw experience during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsemacaw
April 20, 2000
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Within The Golden Horsemacaw, you can munch on fried cheese and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Bobby Writer and the Writerbobbies.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this experience in the evening.
- Minimum height 20".
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- The number printed on the pioneers is a bad joke.
- The Golden Horsemacaw was once home to "The Golden Horsemacaw Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for oldest performance.
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