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A mighty view of The Golden Horselog when it's inundated in orbiters
The Golden Horselog
September 4, 1980
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Ten reviews (from "Patriotic Panel" gossip column)
Within The Golden Horselog, you can eat fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Gary Garden and the Gardengaries.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to rent special pants.
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