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Above: The Golden Horselog attraction, eerily crooning in the afternoon moonlight
The Golden Horselog
December 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're golden)
Within The Golden Horselog, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Wesley Dragon and the Dragonweslies.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by prehistoric Willie the Giant impersonators.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- The prosperous bar is completely natural.
- The Golden Horselog was once home to "The Golden Horselog Attraction," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for longest performance.
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