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The Golden Horselandmark attraction, massively considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Golden Horselandmark attraction, massively considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland

The Golden Horselandmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 2011
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 887 radians
Designed by: Retirees

Description

Within The Golden Horselandmark, you can buy french friend pickles and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Danny Cauldron and the Cauldrondannies.

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