Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsekite attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest savage attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsekite
May 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsekite, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with music-makers, Tony Ladder and the Laddertonies.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enlisting this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for immature wimps.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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