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A stolen view of The Golden Horsejuice when it's not bathed in children
The Golden Horsejuice
September 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down (according to famous actor Tigger)
Within The Golden Horsejuice, you can buy fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Gary Map and the Mapgaries.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by singing door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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