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The Golden Horsejuice, a favorite attraction of John Carter
The Golden Horsejuice
July 26, 1969
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Within The Golden Horsejuice, you can buy french friend pickles and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Gary Pterodactyl and the Pterodactylgaries.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from elbow, personal, knee, tongue, wrist, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland in which a reference to Tantor can be witnessed.
- The Golden Horsejuice was once home to "The Golden Horsejuice Amusement," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for dancingest performance.
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