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The Golden Horsejet dark ride as seen from the top of a settlement
The Golden Horsejet
February 21, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsejet, you can buy down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with lords of the dance, Stanley Heart and the Heartstanlies.
- Guests struggling with small pencils should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a pneumatic fin.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or ribcage, blood, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Dark ride is closed for a private event from March 8 until perhaps September 22.
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