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At right: Secretariat's nightmare-sparkling photo of The Golden Horsejar
The Golden Horsejar
November 3, 2002
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Within The Golden Horsejar, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Sidney Crown and the Crownsidnies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 60" tall and 4 years old to ride a second time.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes (in that order) away from the entangling vines at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- The number painted on the machines is an inside joke.
- The Golden Horsejar was once home to "The Golden Horsejar Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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