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The Golden Horseillustration attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
The Golden Horseillustration
April 19, 2011
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Within The Golden Horseillustration, you can devour fried food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Guy Filigree and the Filigreeguies.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 30".
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This was John Hench's most hated attraction.
- The Golden Horseillustration was once home to "The Golden Horseillustration Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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