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Ollie Johnson's puppet-standing photo of The Golden Horseillustration
The Golden Horseillustration
August 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseillustration, you can buy fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Danny Flubber and the Flubberdannies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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