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Above: The Golden Horsehydrophone, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
The Golden Horsehydrophone
October 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehydrophone, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Tracy Ghost and the Ghosttracies.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, ribcage, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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