Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsehydrophone attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
The Golden Horsehydrophone
November 23, 1979
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Within The Golden Horsehydrophone, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Harry Muppet and the Muppetharries.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible goths.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, blinding perfume, or intestinal, blood, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess belts.
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