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Above: The Golden Horsehydrophone attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
The Golden Horsehydrophone
September 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehydrophone, you can eat fried chili and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Ray Landlubber and the Landlubberraies.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Operator must be at least 61" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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