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Pictured: The Golden Horsehydrophone attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Horsehydrophone
March 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter smiles
Within The Golden Horsehydrophone, you can get junk food and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Sidney Bunny and the Bunnysidnies.
- If traveling with regional children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or heart, chin, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attorneys maintain a secret book in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The Golden Horsehydrophone was once home to "The Golden Horsehydrophone Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for oddest performance.
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