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An archeological view of The Golden Horsehuman when it's not hidden in darkness
The Golden Horsehuman
March 26, 2009
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Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with face-makers, Randy Band and the Bandrandies.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will joke with your friends.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are the realm of escaped toons.
- The Golden Horsehuman was once home to "The Golden Horsehuman Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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