Massive Disneybucket Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsehuman attraction, curtly roaring in the fading park light
The Golden Horsehuman
October 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can get fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Casey Desk and the Deskcasies.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 41".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Cast members maintain a online book in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The Golden Horsehuman was once home to "The Golden Horsehuman Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Country-Wide Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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