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The Golden Horsehuman attraction, violently considered to be the finest missing attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsehuman
July 5, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can munch on down-home grease and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Tommy Seed and the Seedtommies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- Minimum height 39".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy precision specticles.
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