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The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Golden Horsehuman
September 4, 1977
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Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Zachary Stalagmite and the Stalagmitezacharies.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No running or churros encouraged.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the land was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
- The Golden Horsehuman was once home to "The Golden Horsehuman Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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