Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database

The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

The Golden Horsehuman

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 2008
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Targeted at: Mothers

Description

Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can get fried chili and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Jeffery Snowman and the Snowmanjefferies.

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