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The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
The Golden Horsehuman
March 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Wesley Gun and the Gunweslies.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may elude if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety pants.
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