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The Golden Horsehole, a favorite adventure of Psycho the Weasel
The Golden Horsehole
May 28, 1995
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Within The Golden Horsehole, you can devour fried chili and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Danny Topiary and the Topiarydannies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and pathetic).
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very damp on this adventure.
- Make sure to keep your hats and glasses within the vehicle at significant times.
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