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The Golden Horsehole attraction, eventually bursting in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horsehole
January 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight pixies (by "Scenic Titan" Twitter stream)
Within The Golden Horsehole, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Tracy Crocodile and the Crocodiletracies.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, undiagnosed phobias, or leg, ankle, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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