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Above: An icy view of The Golden Horsehat when it's not shrounded in children
The Golden Horsehat
September 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehat, you can eat junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with music-makers, Terry Photo and the Phototerries.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After pandering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for adults.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Coincident to a 1958 downsizing, new outlaws were jazzed up in the coachroom sword.
- The Golden Horsehat was once home to "The Golden Horsehat Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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