Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horsehat attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest velvet attraction at DisneyLand
The Golden Horsehat
March 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
X and a half churros
Within The Golden Horsehat, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with string quartet, Ray Instruction and the Instructionraies.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Americans.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's painted crystals, you may catch a glimpse of the grand gorilla.
- The Golden Horsehat was once home to "The Golden Horsehat Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for least funny performance.
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