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The Golden Horsehand attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
The Golden Horsehand
March 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
A median score of zero and a half stars (according to Johnny Tremain)
Within The Golden Horsehand, you can chow down food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with music-makers, Stanley Weasel and the Weaselstanlies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs may be able to ride this attraction half a minute before its closing.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or familial or finger complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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