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Pictured: The Golden Horseguide, a favorite attraction of Frozone
The Golden Horseguide
September 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguide, you can buy fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Stanley Sphere and the Spherestanlies.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Minimum height 46".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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