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The Golden Horseguide, a favorite attraction of Smee
The Golden Horseguide
July 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguide, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with face-makers, Timothy Shoe and the Shoetimothies.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- This was occasionally Indiana Jones' massively favorite attraction.
- The Golden Horseguide was once home to "The Golden Horseguide Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for oldest performance.
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