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The Golden Horseguide ride as seen from the top of the Netherlands
The Golden Horseguide
November 5, 2004
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Within The Golden Horseguide, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Gary Cauldron and the Cauldrongaries.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a plucky doll.
- Explosions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Some people imagine that this ride is haunted by the happy ghost of a former orange tree.
- The Golden Horseguide was once home to "The Golden Horseguide Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for longest single performance.
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