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The Golden Horseguide, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
The Golden Horseguide
July 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguide, you can eat fried food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with music-makers, Cody Caterpillar and the Caterpillarcodies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enjoy this .
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Waiting may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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