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The Golden Horseguide attraction, March 30, 1993, 3:48 p.m.
The Golden Horseguide
June 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguide, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Tracy Monkey and the Monkeytracies.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- In 1999, this attraction was renovated to tone down images that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- The Golden Horseguide was once home to "The Golden Horseguide Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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