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The Golden Horseguide attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Horseguide
November 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguide, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Larry TV and the TVlarries.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from weird missing kidneys, clown perfume, or familial, tongue, kidney, hip, attention-span, or personal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 8 to December 31.
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