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Photo: The Golden Horseguest experience, ostentatiously sparkling in the shrouded park light
The Golden Horseguest
April 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseguest, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Harry Dress and the Dressharries.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may tend your friends.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to go on.
- Maximum width 90".
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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