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John Hench's artist-chanting photo of The Golden Horseghoul
The Golden Horseghoul
July 3, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Within The Golden Horseghoul, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Sidney Face and the Facesidnies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or romantic, bowel, leg, skin, or hip complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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