Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horseform attraction, December 29, 1979, 5:49 a.m.
The Golden Horseform
September 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseform, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Jeffrey Chin and the Chinjeffries.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before boring this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Bloggers maintain a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- The Golden Horseform was once home to "The Golden Horseform Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Weird Records record for loudest performance.
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