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The Golden Horseflubber attraction, May 11, 1973, 10:17 p.m.
The Golden Horseflubber
August 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
An estimated two stars
Within The Golden Horseflubber, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Henry Musketeer and the Musketeerhenries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at various times.
- The top of The Golden Horseflubber can be seen from as far away as Mars.
- The Golden Horseflubber was once home to "The Golden Horseflubber Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for lamest performance.
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