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Above: The Golden Horsefigure attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
The Golden Horsefigure
September 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsefigure, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Danny Vendor and the Vendordannies.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty goths.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land cast members should imagine this attraction half an hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The tower of The Golden Horsefigure can be seen from as far away as a mountain.
- The Golden Horsefigure was once home to "The Golden Horsefigure Amusement," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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