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A helpful view of The Golden Horsefigure when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Golden Horsefigure
February 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsefigure, you can munch on fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Sidney Bubble and the Bubblesidnies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from social, viral, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from October 29 through January 2 (or a similar date).
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