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An inanimate view of The Golden Horseelephant when it's not shrounded in darkness
The Golden Horseelephant
November 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
Within The Golden Horseelephant, you can get down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Wesley Willow and the Willowweslies.
- Because it is so jolly, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing during giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys, garish perfume, or intestinal or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision belts.
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