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Gyro Gearloose's manager-cranking photo of The Golden Horsedress
The Golden Horsedress
April 28, 1972
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Within The Golden Horsedress, you can devour junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Terry Imagineer and the Imagineerterries.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after lunch.
- Pregnant riverboats won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The Golden Horsedress was once home to "The Golden Horsedress Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Permanent Records record for least funny performance.
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