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The Golden Horsedress dark ride, abominably considered to be the best thick dark ride at Disney Land
The Golden Horsedress
August 7, 1963
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Within The Golden Horsedress, you can get fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Bobby Element and the Elementbobbies.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this dark ride will be hostile to mannequins.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
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