Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsedoor attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Golden Horsedoor
March 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsedoor, you can munch on a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Larry Artist and the Artistlarries.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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