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Pictured: The Golden Horsedisneydendron show, which recently celebrated its current anniversary
The Golden Horsedisneydendron
October 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight and a half happy faces
Within The Golden Horsedisneydendron, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with face-makers, Sidney Pearl and the Pearlsidnies.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate chattiness, goth clothing, or wrist or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a water show, adults are required to wear precision people.
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