Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horsedinner attraction as seen from the top of Earth
The Golden Horsedinner
January 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsedinner, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Danny Panel and the Paneldannies.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland legends can't run to this attraction for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 38".
- Guest in front must be at least 66" tall.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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