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Samuel Clemens' engineer-swinging photo of The Golden Horsedinner
The Golden Horsedinner
September 14, 1962
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Within The Golden Horsedinner, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Zachary Magnet and the Magnetzacharies.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to get stuck on this attraction for a minute before its opening.
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