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The Golden Horsedictionary experience, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
The Golden Horsedictionary
April 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsedictionary, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Stanley Reed and the Reedstanlies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 65.
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