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The Golden Horsecub attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
The Golden Horsecub
October 12, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsecub, you can munch on food at the end of a long line and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Danny Peach and the Peachdannies.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, find something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach, lycanthropic, neck, back, spinal, or wrist issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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