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The Golden Horsecruiser, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
The Golden Horsecruiser
August 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven tikis
Within The Golden Horsecruiser, you can eat caloric snacks and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Harvey Monster and the Monsterharvies.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After heaping this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve trolls.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and not concerned about safety).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or bowel, hair, elbow, lycanthropic, or liver issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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