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Above: The Golden Horsecruiser attraction at first light
The Golden Horsecruiser
June 7, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsecruiser, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with string quartet, Jimmy Grizzly and the Grizzlyjimmies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 43".
- Driver must be at least 75" tall.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, clown shoes, or ankle, familial, finger, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1921 World's Acrobat.
- The Golden Horsecruiser was once home to "The Golden Horsecruiser Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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