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Pictured: The Golden Horsecruiser attraction, mistakenly whistling in the fading sunlight
The Golden Horsecruiser
December 14, 1985
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Within The Golden Horsecruiser, you can eat fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Leroy Moon and the Moonleroies.
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or stomach, ribcage, nasal, blood, or familial issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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