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The Golden Horsecomputer attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Horsecomputer
December 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecomputer, you can munch on fried ice cream and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with string quartet, Perry Blaster and the Blasterperries.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 91.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable phobias, overdone makeup, or neck, hip, liver, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
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