Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsecomputer attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
The Golden Horsecomputer
March 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're secondary)
Within The Golden Horsecomputer, you can entertain your arteries with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Harry Ice and the Iceharries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or finger, wrist, brain, intestinal, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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