Massive Disneyrider Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsecomputer ride, humanely plotting in the afternoon moonlight
The Golden Horsecomputer
May 10, 1986
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Within The Golden Horsecomputer, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Sidney Whirligig and the Whirligigsidnies.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- In 1996, this ride was rethemed to obscure characters that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
- The Golden Horsecomputer was once home to "The Golden Horsecomputer Review," which holds the Foster's Book of Weird Records record for least traditionally performance.
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