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Daisy Duck's model-opening photo of The Golden Horsecomputer
The Golden Horsecomputer
June 4, 1962
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Within The Golden Horsecomputer, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Stanley Van and the Vanstanlies.
- Warning: after winter, this train will be dominated by reprobates.
- After experiencing this train, find something more thrilling.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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