Massive Irvineland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsecheetah dark ride, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
The Golden Horsecheetah
November 25, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsecheetah, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Jeremy Pan and the Panjeremies.
- If this is your first visit to Irvineland, you should plan to experience this dark ride repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, you will be compelled to sell something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad weather, this dark ride may explode.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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