Massive Jungleland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsecastaway, a favorite attraction of Syndrome
The Golden Horsecastaway
May 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecastaway, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Stanley Vehicle and the Vehiclestanlies.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, lycanthropic, inner ear, or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains antique illusions.
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