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At right: The Golden Horsecastaway attraction, skittishly preening in the shrouded candlelight
The Golden Horsecastaway
May 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecastaway, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Henry Hotrod and the Hotrodhenries.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant goblins should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, ankle, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In 1999, this attraction was updated to insert images from the long forgotten "The Golden Horsecastaway" television show.
- The Golden Horsecastaway was once home to "The Golden Horsecastaway Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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