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The Golden Horsecar attraction, rapidly considered to be the finest turbulent attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecar
December 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecar, you can devour fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with music-makers, Bobby Lever and the Leverbobbies.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members should enjoy this attraction just a minute before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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