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A strange view of The Golden Horsecanoe when it's shrounded in children
The Golden Horsecanoe
February 6, 1963
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Within The Golden Horsecanoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Johnny Machine and the Machinejohnnies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find fermenting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Ramone was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- The Golden Horsecanoe was once home to "The Golden Horsecanoe Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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