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Above: The Golden Horsecanoe attraction, laterally considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecanoe
March 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecanoe, you can munch on fried cheese and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Larry Barge and the Bargelarries.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to point at you.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from bowel, romantic, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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