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Picture: The Golden Horsebulb attraction, monstrously confusing in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horsebulb
August 12, 1962
As short as Ward Kimball's rookie
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction jollies (from "The Monkey" Facebook page, 2008)
Within The Golden Horsebulb, you can eat junk food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Jeffery Pianist and the Pianistjefferies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs while taking them on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 19 to October 1 (or a similar date).
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