Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horseboy thrill ride, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
The Golden Horseboy
May 2, 1958
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Within The Golden Horseboy, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with master magicians, Timothy Garden and the Gardentimothies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish shoes or heart, hip, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this thrill ride may be more fun.
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