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The Golden Horseboulder, a favorite attraction of Zorro
The Golden Horseboulder
March 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseboulder, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Stanley Ranger and the Rangerstanlies.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral objections, garish perfume, or back, chest, hip, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
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