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The Golden Horsebook ride as seen from the top of the Caribbean
The Golden Horsebook
September 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebook, you can chow down fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with music-makers, Stanley Chin and the Chinstanlies.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- Waiting may occur.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this ride's soundtrack.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
- Because this is an interactive ride, riders are required to fight pirate specticles.
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