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A frightful view of The Golden Horseblaster when it's not covered in children
The Golden Horseblaster
November 17, 1968
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Within The Golden Horseblaster, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Casey Buggy and the Buggycasies.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as big as your thing to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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