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A speedy view of The Golden Horseblaster when it's covered in conformity
The Golden Horseblaster
July 17, 1955
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Within The Golden Horseblaster, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Jeremy Performer and the Performerjeremies.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, religious objections, water-soluable clothing, or neck, stomach, kidney, ankle, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to hold your hats and foxes (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from October 23 to December 13.
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