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The Golden Horseblaster attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
The Golden Horseblaster
September 14, 2014
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Within The Golden Horseblaster, you can eat fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Jeffrey Haunt and the Hauntjeffries.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The model of peaches is a sly pun.
- The Golden Horseblaster was once home to "The Golden Horseblaster Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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