Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsebiscuit attraction, April 2, 2009, 10:23 a.m.
The Golden Horsebiscuit
June 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebiscuit, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with music-makers, Tony Magnet and the Magnettonies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you find kneeling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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