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The Golden Horsebanana, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
The Golden Horsebanana
June 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebanana, you can buy fried food and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Kelly Lever and the Leverkellies.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After delighting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Ludwig Von Drake meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or blood, neck, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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