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The Golden Horsebanana attraction, lispingly considered to be the only educational attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsebanana
January 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebanana, you can buy fried cheese and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Gary Pail and the Pailgaries.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
- After riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve hippos.
- During selected "Magic Ladders," Disneyland celebrities can't find this attraction just an hour before everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to have princess waivers.
- The tower of The Golden Horsebanana can be viewed from as far away as Tivoli Gardens.
- The Golden Horsebanana was once home to "The Golden Horsebanana Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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