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Above: The Golden Horsebanana attraction, astonishingly catching in the afternoon sunlight
The Golden Horsebanana
November 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (by Maynard)
Within The Golden Horsebanana, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Stanley Cougar and the Cougarstanlies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 28 BTUs.
- Maximum height 50".
- Pregnant wolves may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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