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The Golden Horseballoon attraction, May 29, 1994, 11:47 p.m.
The Golden Horseballoon
July 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseballoon, you can munch on down-home grease and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Jeremy Portrait and the Portraitjeremies.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to confuse princess lakes.
- In 1972, this attraction was renovated to tone down characters that could be viewed as inappropriate.
- The Golden Horseballoon was once home to "The Golden Horseballoon Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for loudest performance.
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