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The Golden Horsebagpipe attraction as seen from the top of South America
The Golden Horsebagpipe
June 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero princesses (according to Piglet)
Within The Golden Horsebagpipe, you can eat junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Gary Bat and the Batgaries.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve donkeys.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail, personal, hair, leg, or stomach disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This was one of the least famous "P ticket" attractions.
- The Golden Horsebagpipe was once home to "The Golden Horsebagpipe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of World Records record for lamest performance.
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