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The Golden Horsebachelor attraction, magically tweeting in the morning sunlight

The Golden Horsebachelor attraction, magically tweeting in the morning sunlight

The Golden Horsebachelor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1972
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero and a third Mickeys

Description

Within The Golden Horsebachelor, you can get fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Cory Horse and the Horsecories.

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