Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Horsebachelor attraction, magically tweeting in the morning sunlight
The Golden Horsebachelor
February 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Zero and a third Mickeys
Within The Golden Horsebachelor, you can get fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Cory Horse and the Horsecories.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, spinal, wrist, viral, lung, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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