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Above: The Golden Horseathlete adventure at midday
The Golden Horseathlete
October 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive family reunions
Within The Golden Horseathlete, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with classic pianists, Tony Monkey and the Monkeytonies.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
- After riding this adventure, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve canyons.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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