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The Golden Horseathlete attraction, approximately loading in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horseathlete
April 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Rating for parents:
Six and a quarter stars
Within The Golden Horseathlete, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Gary Can and the Cangaries.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney, bowel, chin, tongue, spinal, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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